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Monday, January 19, 2004

Kerry's early choice for V.P.

Although his campaign cannot be reached for comment, insiders believe that Senator John Kerry has narrowed down his choice for Vice President should he get the nomination.



Insiders have learned that Kerry has made a short list of VP candidates that includes only one name "Fred the Clown." Fred and Kerry, although rarely seen together, have had a steadfast freindship since Senator Kerry returned from Vietnam.

"For the longest time, I thought he was a hallucination." Kerry has commented, "But then we started talking policy, and we agreeed on everything, and I mean everything, I began to suspect he was real." Kerry's belief's in Fred's existence were verified when Fred billed him $50.00 for appearing at his daughters 5th birthday party, eventhough Fred had been invited as a family friend.

"Since then we've been fast friends." Kerry said.

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