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Thursday, January 29, 2004

Knight Rider/Life Gaurd/Freedom Fighter...and Big Whiner

David Hasselhoff claims he had hand in Berlin Wall falling: This is not a joke. "David Hasselhoff has complained to museum curators after finding his photo absent in a collection of memorabilia about the fall of the Berlin Wall."

"Speaking to German magazine TV Spielfilm, Hasselhoff said in 1989, the year the wall fell, he had helped reunite the country by singing his song 'Looking for Freedom' among millions of German fans at the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin."

His theory is during his appearance thousands of East Germans stormed the wall trying to end the pain and suffering caused by Hasselhoff's music. The surge was so strong that the wall came tumbling down and millions of East Germans joined in.

Freedom was born, adn it is all thanks to Hasselhoff's horrible horrible music.


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