quasi in rem

Tuesday, March 16, 2004

Obama Wins Illinois Primary

"State Sen. Barack Obama, a former civil rights lawyer seeking to become only the fifth black U.S. senator, won the Democratic primary Tuesday, crushing six opponents and setting up a major effort by his party to win control of the Senate. "

Jack Ryan, former naval intelligence writer, CIA employee, National Security Advisor and President of the United States, looks to have secured the republican nomination as well.

This looks to be a tough battle.

If I were Jack Ryan I would have this as my campaign poster:

VOTE JACK RYAN

HE EATS BORGS FOR BREAKFAST


(in case you were not aware Jack Ryan was formerly married to Jerri Ryan, and therefore has seen her naked. That in and of itself is enough to win my vote.)

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