quasi in rem

Wednesday, May 12, 2004

Scandal rocks Knowles campaign

How did someone from Alaska get this tan? Is it self tanner? The tanning bed? Or has Mr. Knowles forsaken his sunless home for the lower 48? Voters deserve to know!

And when was this picture taken? Knowles is at least in his 60's by now. I wonder if its that wild alaskan salmon that keeps people looking so young?


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