quasi in rem

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Batter up!

Finally D.C. will have baseball again.

But now the most important decision remains.

What to name them?

Liberals have been nashing their teeth for years over the use of "Redskins" despite the fact that arecent poll determined that the name was offensive to only 9% of Native Americans.

Redskins themselves have much more serious offensive problems, namely at the o-line and quaterback, but that is for another day.

I think in order to maintain balance the team should be as politically correct as possible, reflecting the growth of our country into a mindless swamp of p.c. jargon. Here are my thoughts:

1. The Washington Ms.'s
2. The D.C Alternative Lifestyles
3. Washington D.C. Differently Enabled Individuals


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