quasi in rem

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Is New York the Evil Empire?

If New York is the Evil Empire that means:

That George Steinbrenner is the Dark Emperor
Joe Torre is Darth Vader
Derek Jeter is Darth Maul
Alex Rodriguez , the hired gun, is Bobba Fett

On the Red Sox Side:
Curt Schilling is Han Solo
Pedro Martinez is Princess Leia
(remeber he said the the Yankees were his daddy?)
Johnny Damon is Chewbacca
Manny Ramirez is Luke Skywalker
Nelson de la Rosa is Yoda

Will evil triumph again? I hope so, if only because I know that John Kerry is rooting for the Red Sox.


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